Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song don’t listen to me i’m a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

i dont actually have a personality i’ve just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit